i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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