either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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