i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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