I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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