I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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