i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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