Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Randomize
