I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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