I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Did you pee in the oven last night??
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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