the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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