I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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