We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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