Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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