hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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