If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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