I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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