Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
