About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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