just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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