on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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