the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
