so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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