Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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