How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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