you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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