the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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