I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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