trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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