sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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