smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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