This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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