It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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