you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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