He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He felt like a one man threesome
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We had to coat check the pizza.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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