Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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