may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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