Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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