Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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