He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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