think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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