Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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