Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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