sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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