i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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