super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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