there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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