Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize