..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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