Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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