Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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