its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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