how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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